Collin- age 6
“Melody’s center eyes are black.”
Further inquiry revealed that “center eyes” are the pupils.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
On Androgynism
Collin- age 6
During the opening scene of Tuck Everlasting:
“Mama, is that you?”
Her response: “No, that’s a boy. A pretty boy, with long hair.”
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
On Bathroom Sinks
Collin- age 6
In a public restroom. Two sinks, one marked “Out of Order”.
“This sink is broken. It's out of order. This sink works. It has order.”
Sunday, September 12, 2010
On Sharing
Collin- age 6
“No, Daddy! Daddy, wait! Give her the ‘H’!”
He wanted to make sure that his baby sister got the block with the ‘H’ on it. No other block would do.
On Food
Collin- age 6
At Burger King, trying to get him to eat his birthday dinner:
“I don't like food. It makes me full.”
On Somniloquy
Collin- age 6
Heard in the middle of the night, at the top of his lungs:
“Mamma mia!”
Yes, he was singing “Mamma Mia” in his sleep. I don't get it, either.
Obligatory First Post
Collin, my six-year-old son, has been known to say some… um… interesting things. This blog is to share those gems of wisdom with the world.
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