Saturday, December 4, 2010

On Frosty


Mama started singing, “Frosty, the snowman was a very happy—”

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

On Excited Parents


Heard from the back seat of the car:

Mama, can I go to sleep now?

Well, hmm… let me think…

Sunday, November 21, 2010

On Greetings


To anyone, at any time:

Hi. Hi. Hi, hi. Hi. Hi, hi, hi. Hi, hi. Hihihihi.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

On Growing Up


To his mother:

Some day, you'll grow up like Daddy. Then, you can drive his car.

On Numeric Sequence


…twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, one hundred! I did it!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

On Cotton


After realizing that her sheep-shaped pillow pet was pointing its tail right at her:

Oh, no! If he farts, there will be cotton balls everywhere!

Thanks for sharing, Ellyn!

On Chow Mein


Eating a crunchy chow mein noodle:

I like it, but it kinda tastes like… … hmmmmm… … red, I think.